"You look remarkably good for a guy with a busted face."

It really cracks me up when, every so often, I see an announcement from someone on Facebook that they had just gotten through trimming the fat from their friends list. I got the update, so obviously I made the cut, right? Here's my question: exactly what criteria are you using to determine who gets to stay and who has to go? Because I'm looking at your page and you still have like 800 friends. Boy, do I feel special.