I guess I'll start off by saying something nice, so...
Thank you for the years of entertainment that you've provided America. I mean it. You guys have always been a little nutty (and racist and sexist and homophobic and just generally intolerant), but you've really outdone yourself with this last batch of presidential hopefuls. It's always fun to see people trying to justify their beliefs when they refuse to employ any logic whatsoever. Political debates are boring by tradition, but you've made them laugh-out-loud hilarious. Congratulations!
Now that that's out of the way, let's get down to business.
When will you learn that religiosity is not a trump card over reason? That all humans should be allowed to marry whomever they want regardless of how you feel about their personal choices which do not affect you at all? That basic health care is a right and not a privilege? That young men and women should not have to sacrifice their lives so that you can buy a second vacation home? That when you lie, people will find out?
Most importantly, when will you learn that choosing an attractive running mate is useless if at least one of you is bat-shit crazy? Maybe you should stop being bat-shit crazy.
Sincerely,
Reeny
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