"My bed smells delicious. Unfortunately it smells like coffee."

Victory! I've found the only two pages on Wikipedia that are up and running today.

This one and this one.

You can thank me later.

If you don't have time to read about Congressional bills, then just sign the petition here. It only takes a second. Well, maybe a little longer if you have a slow connection and you decide to log on at the same time as everyone else, which is pretty much guaranteed to happen. But four seconds tops.