Monday, October 24, 2011

"Being Scottish has never helped anyone."

Writing is a curious occupation.

If a person is broke, stays up all night, sleeps all day, takes notes while listening in on a private conversation, thinks out loud, bursts into laughter for no apparent reason, and hangs around the house in their underwear staring at a computer screen for hours on end while drinking a cocktail or five, that person would be thought of as a loser, a creep, and an alcoholic.

Or a college student.

But because I fancy myself a writer, all of that is considered part of the job: it's research. You don't even have to get paid as a writer to be one. You just have to write.

Since any experience is now fair game for creative material, I can always tell people I'm working if I get caught doing something weird. Which is pretty much all the time.

Except for right now. I am doing something weird, but at least I'm not working.

It's noon; time to start getting ready for my real job - the one that pays. Unfortunately, they expect you to show up fully clothed.

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